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Just reposting a translation I did on Twitter more than a year ago.
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Aiba:
This is the Rehabilitation Dojo for the Broken Hearted.
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Aiba:
This is the Rehabilitation Dojo for the Broken Hearted.
Only those whose loves are fulfilled can graduate. A harsh dojo.
Those who come here must become men, and every day, they must go through the bloody training.
Now, let me introduce these guys who can't graduate no matter how much time has passed.
Ninomiya Kazunari
"I ha~te the sun!!
Fair and smooth skin--those are my weapons!!
Dates include gaming"
Basically, he's a hikkikomori!!
-- Kazu, The Shut-In
Ohno Satoshi
He dives in even the stormiest of seas!!
He can catch fish, but can't catch women!!
"Tonight, I'm definitely going to catch the one at the harbor!"
-- Ohno-san, The Fisherman of Love
Sakurai Sho
Thinking of her, he writes and writes!!
He's already sent 4000 letters
But until now there hasn't been a single reply!!
Again, tonight he declares, "I love you <3"
-- Sho of the Love Letters
Matsumoto Jun
In short, DoMJ
He loves pain and anything difficult!!
"Give me all the pain in the world!!"
He gets stronger each time he's turned down
He is the almighty
-- The DoM, J
Jun: More--give it to me more!!
The last one is I, Aiba Masaki
Because I like her so much, I follow her on her way to and from school
I won't let any bugs (guys) go near her
Others call me "The Perverted Security Guard!!"
-- The hot-blooded Aiba
Tonight, the 5 of us go wild
In this concrete jungle called Tokyo, we'll make some noise!
“Seishun Boogie”
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Translations may not be 100% accurate.
Feel free to let me know if you see any mistakes so I can correct them!
Feel free to let me know if you see any mistakes so I can correct them!
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